If you’re looking for a prejudiced review of the Twilight Saga, please go away and find someone with an easy/hackneyed opinion. As it happens, I liked the first film. I don’t know why – maybe it reminded me of the teenage angst of Buffy The Vampire Slayer, or maybe it was the oestrogen pills I was taking at the time. Whatever the case, like Ronseal, it did exactly what it says on the tin.

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Judd Apatow. The name has pretty much created a whole new sub-genre of comedy movies. A whole new ‘clique’ in which certain people are privvy to being in a collection of movies with similar themes, plots and actors. They’ve been criticised as being mysoginistic and embodying the teenage fantasy of the geek getting the babe; and whilst some of the movies are quite humourous in places, others have started to dip in quality as … want to read more?